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[May. 28th, 2007|09:44 pm] |
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This journal is officially discontinued. |
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[May. 28th, 2007|02:47 pm] |
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If you go into the "Manage Friends" page and you see a one-way arrow next to me, please do something about it. |
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[May. 28th, 2007|11:07 am] |
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Why do people think you are an asshole if you won't let them continue to knowingly be wrong? |
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[May. 26th, 2007|10:53 am] |
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The events of my dreams over the past few months make me very sincerely fear for my soul. |
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[May. 23rd, 2007|08:31 pm] |
I have 4 invites left for www.iminlikewithyou.com
anybody want one? preferably girls, because it's a total sausage party atm. |
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[May. 23rd, 2007|12:09 am] |
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A man stopped at a roadside café, sat down at the counter, and was surprised by the Daily Specials sign: "Cheeseburger $7, Chicken Sandwich $8, Hand Job $20.00." When the attractive waitress came to take his order, he asked, "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" "Yes," she purred, "and I'm good, too!" The man replied, "Well, wash your hands and bring me a cheeseburger!" |
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[May. 22nd, 2007|10:14 am] |
John Achor III (10:08:55 AM): i've got a clicking hard drive
Billy16jr (10:09:01 AM): that's bad
John Achor III (10:09:08 AM): it's a western digital
John Achor III (10:09:10 AM): surprise? no
Billy16jr (10:09:17 AM): heh
Billy16jr (10:09:24 AM): run over to Fremont and start screaming
John Achor III (10:10:05 AM): rofl
John Achor III (10:10:19 AM): i'll just walk in the door with it in my hands
John Achor III (10:10:26 AM): wrapped in a wet paper sack
John Achor III (10:10:28 AM): and be like
John Achor III (10:10:30 AM): replacement plz |
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[May. 21st, 2007|06:08 pm] |
If anyone wants an invite to I'm In Like With You, post here and I'll dispense them when I get them.
EDIT: Stop asking me what it is and just click the fucking link. Most sites explain what they are. |
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| Voice Post: |
[Apr. 29th, 2007|09:34 am] |
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159K 0:54
| “So, I was driving through Arizona and I got boxed in by a group of large hairy bikers. Not wanting to hit one of them and get shivved, i pulled over. They quickly made me get out of my car and perform favors for them. I don't think i'll have problems taking a dump for weeks. Anyone have some high powered mouthwash?”
Transcribed by: multiple users |
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[Apr. 27th, 2007|10:16 pm] |
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147K 0:48
| “Alright well I just crossed into gaytown. I've been masturbating for about 2 1/2 hours and I'm already really, really tired of it. Not having lube SUCKS ASS. I'll probably fap for another hour then find somewhere to stay for the night. Um...by the way, if anybody, you know, feels the need for erotic telephone calling during this long haul, my phone number is 501-339-****. I don't care who you are, I will probably be glad to hear you cum because...I suck cocks. It'll be worth it. Um...I guess that's all I have to say. Later LiveJournal.”
Transcribed by: multiple users |
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[Apr. 27th, 2007|03:46 pm] |
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73K 0:25
| “This is a test drive of the LiveJournal voice postsss. I will probably be making these as I travel tomorrow and the next day. It's gonna be cool. *eh heh heh heh* *giggle* Uhhh....abort. Somebody fucking...give me some comments or something.
♪ BO IS GAY BO IS GAY BO IS GAY ♫”
Transcribed by: ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) snickers1127 |
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[Apr. 16th, 2007|11:02 pm] |
I know that there's no such thing as bad PR, but I just have to say this.
Fuck you, Jack Thompson. |
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[Apr. 15th, 2007|11:26 pm] |
Final decision made...
California, here I come.
If you live on the west coast, I expect to see your ass within a week or two :O
Just a few things left to wrap up here before I GTFO until further notice. |
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| Open letter to all local friends |
[Apr. 8th, 2007|07:42 pm] |
Flyleaf and Kill Hannah in Little Rock on May 8.
If you have musical tastes similar to mine, we should go. |
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[Mar. 29th, 2007|03:40 pm] |
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Do I have any friends that play Alliance and are in an endgame guild (on any server more than 6 months old) that needs a decently geared shaman? |
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