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(no subject) [May. 28th, 2007|09:44 pm]
John, dammit.
This journal is officially discontinued.
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(no subject) [May. 28th, 2007|02:47 pm]
John, dammit.
If you go into the "Manage Friends" page and you see a one-way arrow next to me, please do something about it.
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(no subject) [May. 28th, 2007|11:07 am]
John, dammit.
Why do people think you are an asshole if you won't let them continue to knowingly be wrong?
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(no subject) [May. 26th, 2007|10:53 am]
John, dammit.
The events of my dreams over the past few months make me very sincerely fear for my soul.
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(no subject) [May. 23rd, 2007|08:31 pm]
John, dammit.
I have 4 invites left for www.iminlikewithyou.com

anybody want one? preferably girls, because it's a total sausage party atm.
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(no subject) [May. 23rd, 2007|12:09 am]
John, dammit.
A man stopped at a roadside café, sat down at the counter, and was surprised by the Daily Specials sign: "Cheeseburger $7, Chicken Sandwich $8, Hand Job $20.00." When the attractive waitress came to take his order, he asked, "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" "Yes," she purred, "and I'm good, too!" The man replied, "Well, wash your hands and bring me a cheeseburger!"
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(no subject) [May. 22nd, 2007|02:42 pm]
John, dammit.
o hay im in ur city, smashin ur pumpkinz
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(no subject) [May. 22nd, 2007|10:14 am]
John, dammit.
John Achor III (10:08:55 AM): i've got a clicking hard drive
Billy16jr (10:09:01 AM): that's bad
John Achor III (10:09:08 AM): it's a western digital
John Achor III (10:09:10 AM): surprise? no
Billy16jr (10:09:17 AM): heh
Billy16jr (10:09:24 AM): run over to Fremont and start screaming
John Achor III (10:10:05 AM): rofl
John Achor III (10:10:19 AM): i'll just walk in the door with it in my hands
John Achor III (10:10:26 AM): wrapped in a wet paper sack
John Achor III (10:10:28 AM): and be like
John Achor III (10:10:30 AM): replacement plz
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(no subject) [May. 21st, 2007|06:08 pm]
John, dammit.
If anyone wants an invite to I'm In Like With You, post here and I'll dispense them when I get them.

EDIT: Stop asking me what it is and just click the fucking link. Most sites explain what they are.
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(no subject) [May. 10th, 2007|12:33 am]
John, dammit.
Pablo Francisco in San Jose, Friday at 10 PM

Come with us! If you are reading this, you're totally invited to join us. IM me (SN: John Achor III) or leave a comment.
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